Well then…

I have suddenly had an influx of followers on this blog. Are you all fans of my work? Right on!

I have seriously not had the time to sit down and write any of my new novel in over a month. I hate that, but paying the bills with reliable regular work is at the top of my list right now.

I am, however, still open to reviewing your book if you would like an honest review!

Love you all… going to restock my stash at Tunk City later this weekend… 

How Do I Get Over The Hump?

Guys. GUYS. I got ducks!

We bought a house in my home town and moved at the end of March. Lots of stuff went down, including me getting covered in poison ivy TWICE, so badly that I had to go on steroids to treat it.  This yard hates me, but I’m going to own it.  And by “own” I mean KICK ITS ASS.

Anyway, no I haven’t written a damned thing since I moved, but I intend to hop back on the horse as soon as the crazy Mother’s Day weekend is over.  Until then, please check out my books at Tunk City Revival in downtown Danielson!  I rode the bus and went to school with the shop owner.

Anyway, here’s a photo of my ducks.  AWWWWWWWW ❤

FREE BOOKS!

I have been busy, busy, busy!  The holiday season is here, and I do hope you all had a wonderful Thanksgiving!  Work has been crazy, making wreaths, porch pots, baskets, and all sorts of Christmas evergreen decorations every day til I come home covered in pine sap.

I have been working on my apocalyptic future fantasy book, more sporadically than I ought to be, but I am still writing.  I still haven’t had many reviews or heard a lot of feedback about Fuzzy Business 3, so I thought as a Christmas gift to you (for Small Business Saturday) I would run a FREE PROMOTION!

Saturday, November 26th through Monday, November 28th, ALL THREE of my Fuzzy Business books will be a FREE Kindle download!  You can find links to all three books to the left of this page (if you are on a computer), or by scrolling to the bottom on your phone screen.

As always, PLEASE write a review if you read one of my books!  It really helps a lot, and also lets me know if you want me to write more!  Thank you, and enjoy!

I’m running a festival!

Which is partially why I have been so busy lately.  That, and as much as I love writing, I really need to get my outline straight COMPLETELY before I get started.  I may have to scrap entire chapters of my new book because I went on a tangent and diverged from the storyline.

Anyhow, if you live in Massachusetts, you might enjoy my “buy local” festival.  Link here: Spencer LocalFest

I will have a booth there with all of my books, so stop by for an autograph!

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Review Offer!

I have dabbled before… (see PAWS Review)… but now I think I am ready to take on a real challenge.

I would like to read and review your book.

I vastly prefer novels in the genre of fantasy, science fiction, or mystery/thriller, but I will be happy to read a synopsis of your book and decide if it is something I would be interested in.  If the material doesn’t interest me, I can’t read it. I do enjoy a bit of history as well, so historical thrillers or historical romance (not smut) would be considered.

Here is the catch: you will need to provide me with a copy of your book (I have a Kindle, or hard copies are acceptable) and $1 to my PayPal. If these terms are agreeable, please send your review request to ameliaritner@gmail.com.

Warning: I am a Grammar/ English Nazi. If your writing or grammar is terrible, I will not be able to finish reading the book and I will refund your fee. Please write a personal email to prove how articulate you are when you pitch me your story.

Thank you! I look forward to your books!

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